Thursday, July 27, 2017

Poem: A Fish Assignment Run Amok





Thirsty in summertime,
I reach, finger a delicate piece
for morning's coffee.

A wee silverfish
hides in a china cup
in the cupboard's dark.

Oh, blech! I exclaim
and drown the interloper
under the tap,

wash and dry the frilly cup                                       
fill it with black liquid.
Later, at Goodwill,

I spy a sparkly circle--
stones the shape of silverfish--
amethysts and opals,

emeralds and rubies                                     
encased like stained glass
in metal. No errant

piece to escape
and nest in my china cup
like a silverfish.

c 2017 PL dba lovepat press



Saturday, July 22, 2017

Some of my “Summer’s favorite things”






    Photo by Thurman Couch            

               Earlier this month, writer friend and mega blogger, Talya Boerner, posted a list––with photos--of her favorite summer things and asked her readership to do the same. One of my favorite things, during summer or any time, is getting ideas for this weekly column-cum-post. So, Talya, and readers, here goes:

One of my favorite things during the summer is watching birds cavort in the birdbath––like a robin did today. It dipped and shook, pecked under its arms, uh, wing feathers, repeated the ritual, shook its wings at least a dozen times, whetted its beak and continued the grooming. It seemed almost physical—like a mom might scrub her dirty son harder than seemed necessary. Almost like the bird hadn’t had a bath in too long a time. Facing away from me, it shook its shoulders over and over, reminding me of a man trying on a new jacket and shaking to get it to fit right. Then, it sidled right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot a quarter of the way around the rim. Perhaps it was practicing for the next bird schottische event.

I also delight in digging shallow-rooted grass/ weeds from the side yard I’m calling the “patio,” an area I covered with white marble rocks. Then, sitting in said “patio” among lilies, bougainvillea, mums, oxalis, and Mom’s begonia—in the shady parts of the day and cool of the evening, with my journal and the day’s papers.

Another summer (or anytime) pleasure is receiving notes, sentences, replies of endearment/ encouragement from various folks I correspond with. At my age, any hint of a compliment always brightens my outlook. When I asked a friend if I could quote him in a larger piece I was writing, he said in reply, “Quote away, darling girl.”  Now, the word “darling” gets me every time. I smiled, remembering the visit we had at Dairy Hollow a while back.

Another “upper” came when an editor in Maryland confirmed my submission of poems, “Dear Pat: your work always a sheer delight, thanks a lot.” He probably says that to all the submitters, but, still . . . . Yet a third example: from a long-time poet, editor, and friend, this reply to an email I’d send him earlier: “Ah, Pat!  How delectable to hear from you.” 

Then, there are always encouraging words from my next-oldest California brother whenever I send out these weekly pieces. “You have a very active brain, gifted of course, but infused with a range of desire for all things curious… Keep it going!”

And from a newer but beloved friend on the same piece, “I loved this. It’s as if you were writing through my own heart. I am a lover of knowledge of all kinds, lighting first on one topic and then on another. Space always calls me back. My high school years were so tangled with the space program and the lives of the astronauts and their families. Thanks for this column. I saved it on my hard drive to look at again and again.”

And from a church member, “Pat, we all just love you so much! You add so much everywhere you go. Hope you have had one of your happiest birthdays ever! Love J & M”

Comments and validations like this keep me revved up and happy. Thanks to all who act as encouragers. You are my “summer favorite folks.”

And thanks, Talya, for the inspiration.

Talya's on the left in this group of residents at Dairy Hollow several years back.



Friday, July 14, 2017

Four regional writers discuss publication of their book(s)

Imagine holding your very own book in your hands

Here is my column published in CALLIOPE in 2011. It is still appropriate for today although at least two of us have additional books published since then.
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     Here is the survey of writers in my area who've recently self published books. Brent Davis, As I See It: Memories and Musings of a Middle-Aged Southern Man; Pat Laster, A Journey of Choice; Dot Hatfield, Every Day a New Day (short stories), The Last to Know, and To Find a Home; Roland Mann, Buying Time.
         1.     Who was your publisher?
                BD: CreateSpace.com. PL: iUniverse.com. DH: Alderson Press via Lulu.com. RM: The Southern Cross.
         2.     How did you decide on this publisher?
BD: I didn’t know how to get a book published, but I knew that if I wanted it to happen fast, self publishing would do that.
PL: I looked at and through several books published by them and liked what I saw.
DH: My son (owner of Alderson Press) has used Lulu for his own books.  
                RM: I’d just acquired an agent; we discussed branding/ platform. This book did not fit into her plan and she did not want to represent it. I wanted to learn and go through the process, so I took that opportunity.


3. How did your editor "edit"?
BD: My sister edited my book. I sent it to her; she returned it with suggested corrections.
                PL: My contract called for an evaluation by a critiquer. She/he used a standard form checking either OK or Needs Attention. My OKs were 75%, with the remaining needing work.
               DH: The short story collection I edited myself. The Last to Know I contracted with a member of my critique group to edit. For To Find a Home, my daughter (who proofs in her job) proofed it for typos. After that, I read it several times to make sure it was clean.  
RM: Because of the nature of self-publishing, I asked several people if they would read, comment and mark-up my mss. The English professors I asked to pay particular attention to grammar and spelling.
4. Did you pay your editor or was that included in the price?
   BD: She didn’t want pay. PL: Included in the price. DH: Yes for The Last and no for Home. RM: No.
5.     Did the publisher edit further?
BD:  No.  All edits were up to me. They formatted the interior and designed the cover. Everything had to be approved by me.
PL: After I reworked and submitted the entire mss, the company formatted it into a 6X9 book size and sent it back for me to mark corrections.
DH: After I submitted the entire mss, Steve formatted it into book size in pdf file and sent it back for corrections. It was also my responsibility to see if there were glitches in the formatting (a blank page) and another chance to look for typos, tweak writing, etc. After these corrections were made, he sent it again to make sure I liked the font, the way the pages fell, etc.
RM: No.

6.     Where did you get your ISBN?
BD: Publisher provided.
PL: Publisher provided, though I own several ISBNs.
DH: Publisher (i.e. Lulu.com) Steve also has ISBNs but Lulu insisted.
RM: I don’t have an ISBN…but in hindsight, I probably should have.

7.     Do you think you will get your money back?
BD: Yes. I have broken even thus far. Everything else is gravy. But I wouldn’t have cared if it hadn’t. I enjoyed putting it together too much!
PL: No
DH: I hope at least to break even. If I never gave one away, I’d probably make a little.
RM: Yes––at my last signing.
8.     Check the approximate cost: A. up to $1,000; B. closer to $2,000; C. closer to $3,000. BD: B. PL: C. DH: Much less than $1,000 because Steve does the formatting and designs the covers.RM: B.
9.      Will you use the same publisher again?
BD: Yes, unless some big publishing house wants to pick me up.
PL: I’m not sure.[Changed to 'no']
DH: Lulu is less user-friendly these days. We are considering CreateSpace.
RM: I am not unhappy with my publisher…but I don’t know.
10.  Discuss the easiest part of the publication process. 
BD: It all felt easy to me but since this was my first book, I had no frame of reference.
                PL: I’m not sure—perhaps the ordering afterwards (LOL). At each step, I talked with a different “personal consultant”––at least 6 folks before the book was “live.”
  DH: I know the hardest part – the wait between each process. Probably the first correction of the first novel mss. There seemed to be a million errors––mostly mine––and I was nervous about missing any.  At the second review, I caught a few more. With the third, I pronounced it ‘perfect.’ While it was tedious, Steve was determined to get it just how I wanted it and kept sending it back for me to check. Would a national publisher do that? RM: The writing.

11.  What was least satisfactory in the process? 
BD: Nothing comes to mind. PL: The extra charges. Even with the author’s discount, 75 books (25 hardbacks, 50 softbacks) cost nearly a thousand bucks. DH: The wait for the finished product to finally arrive, the exorbitant shipping and handling charges each time I reorder. RM: It being a one-man show. Selling/marketing has proven VERY taxing and time-consuming.
12.  Advice for other potential self-publishing writers?
BD:  Have patience. There is nothing like holding your book in your hands. PL: In the end, weigh the pros and cons of different publishers and go with your “gut.” Or your pocketbook. DH: Make sure the manuscript is as free of errors as possible. While waiting for the next step, reread the mss. Be willing to hire an editor/proof reader, then read behind them. Be sure to read the final draft. Editors are human and miss things. Many self-published books with beautiful covers are marred with typos and grammatical errors. RM: Keep writing.
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Saturday, July 8, 2017

Quotes that prompted this post

This year's pears looking like a good crop--like this one a few years ago.

               Turning once more to a compendium, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, by Robert Byrne, I stopped on this jewel (?) from Woody Allen: “I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
                I want to know about the universe. In high school & college, I took only the General Science courses. Now, I must Google questions about the universe that come to mind. Or that I read about in the newspaper.
                This spring, I capitalized a phrase in my journal: WORLD/UNIVERSE: "It takes more than an hour for Spacecraft Cassini signals to travel the approximately one-billion miles between Saturn and Earth. The gap between the rings of Saturn and the top of Saturn’s atmosphere is between 1200 and 1500 miles across. The D ring is the innermost ring. Cassini was launched in 1997 from Cape Canaveral and reached Saturn in 2004." (– from the Associated Press.)
                I can’t fathom such distances and the technology it took (and takes) to achieve such a feat.
             Here is a second “saying” that prompted a response: “Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.” – Unknown author.
This went in a different direction for me because of what I recently learned about the human liver. “The liver is always flush with blood holding about 13 percent of the body’s supply at any given time.” (N. Angier, New York Times) “Everything you put in your mouth must go through the liver before it does anything useful elsewhere in the body.” (Dr. A. Lok, U-Michigan)
                “Gemish is the total soup of the liver. The liver oscillates and regenerates itself. It’s “to-do” list is second only to the brain, and it numbers well over 300 items “to do.” (U. Schibler, U-Geneva)
                Would I be one of the “liverati”?
                   Finally, I’ll quote from some of the previous presidents, or what others have said about previous presidents. “Nixon is a shifty-eyed ******* liar. . . . He’s one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.” – Harry S. Truman.
                “I would have made a good pope.” – Richard M. Nixon.
                “Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.” – Lyndon Baines Johnson.
                “Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.” – Bob Hope.
                “Ronald Reagan is the Fred Astaire of foot-in-mouth disease.” – Jeff Davis
                “Well, I would—if they realized that we—again if—if we led them back to that stalemate only because that our retaliatory power, our seconds, or strike at them after our first strike, would be so destructive that they couldn’t afford, that would hold them off.” – Ronald Reagan when asked if nuclear war could be limited to tactical weapons.
                We think we're in uncertain times. Clarence Darrow (1857-1938) said, "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

Carolyn Hoggard, photo



Sunday, June 18, 2017

June is proving to be as busy as May


                At two-o’clock Friday last, my schedule finally cleared. Now I could leisurely read the daily papers that had piled up. I could check blog stats, Facebook, online news-and-opinion as long as I wanted to.
                Keeping me from that retirement ritual was not anything I couldn’t control, but things happened in an odd confluence of events and time. First, was a week’s writers retreat at Hemingway-Pfeiffer Museum in Piggott. Then Florida son flew up for the weekend. The extensive, quarterly Calliope poetry column was due. Finally, I was to host the local writers group on Friday last.
                In this case, the hostess gives the guests gifts; those were bought earlier: a flower-motifed clip, a box of Vanilla Honey tea bags and a gel pen, fine point.
The hostess must clean the areas that writers access: living room, from entry through the room, dining room floor and path to the bathroom, plus said bathroom. The work area—the dining room table—must be redressed. The correct-sized table cloth scrounged for, from either the buffet or the linen closet.
                I don’t think I’d be called a slob, but cleaning for company is about the only time I bother. With only the cat as “family” I DO make sure his area is cleaned enough to keep down the odor.
                Our group schedule is to snack first since it’s a mid-morning meeting. I determined in a Facebook conversation with Linda Ann Yarberry Bragg to use my “good” dishes from now on, so I pulled out snack plates and cups, large and small matching bowls to center the two partitioned platters—all in the Dewdrop pattern. Oh, and we had tea.
                At Harvest Foods on Thursday, I’d filled bag after bag with fruit: 4 plums,4 peaches, 2 grapefruit, 4 nectarines, a container of strawberries and 4 Kiwi. At the cheese display, I selected Cheddar cuts, Colby cuts, Provolone, and Muenster slices. I searched for gluten-free crackers, to no avail, but in passing, I spied a package of Simply White Cheddar Cheetos. It was mine! On the back side of the sack, clear down to the last line was: GLUTEN FREE. Hallelujah!
                We got down to the meat of the day: critiquing previously-submitted pieces. Mine was a new incident for the memoir, which I devised at the H-P retreat earlier in the month. Another was Chapter 7 in a novel. A third was a 10-year look-back on the anniversary of the moon landing, and a fourth was a blog post from an earlier time. It was 12:30 when we finished commenting and praising and asking for more.
                We adjourned to Tacos for Life for our meal. Noisy! Full! A queue! But we all enjoyed our selections. Two of us took boxes of uneaten (too much!) food home for later.
                Serendipitously, we were offered a week’s getaway in July, so our next assignment will be due then.
                One member commented, “Why is it so hard to write when you have so much fun doing it?”

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Serenaded through the night by trains, writing retreat more than worth it

Bottom Left: Myra & C. D.
Center: Karen & Pat with the piece of blue glass Karen gave Pat for her blue room.
Right: Betsy




  Debbie & Fay


             Debbie & Patricia

Another writing retreat at the Hemingway-Pfeiffer Museum Educational Center in Piggott, Clay County, Arkansas, is history. Attended by fourteen writers from Sarasota, Florida, West Plains, Missouri, Jonesboro, Blytheville, Hot Springs Village, Beebe, Benton, and areas around the host town.

One of my children asked me the difference between Piggott and Eureka Springs—not in geographical terms, but in the writing venues each offers and to which I attend once or twice each year.

Let me digress and address this question: At Eureka Springs’ Writers Colony at Dairy Hollow, writers are assigned an in-house suite for the length of their stay. From the point of moving in, you (the writer) are like a roomer: free to do your own things on your own schedule. The only common time with other residents is weekday evenings at six for on-site prepared meals by the Colony staff.

At the HP retreat, you secure your own lodging. Several of us stay at The Inn in Piggott, formerly the Downtown Inn. It provides breakfast, plus a common fridge and microwave. At least three drove from Jonesboro each day.

The daily schedule begins at nine with two hours of mentor-provided ideas and discussions. C. D. Albin, professor at Missouri State University in West Plains, served as this year’s mentor.

At eleven o’clock each day, the mentor begins 15-minute segments of one-on-one in a quiet back office, while some fan out to other writing spots around the grounds and buildings, or stay in the conference room. I stayed in the big room each day and was pleased that there was not one writer who talked loudly, or coughed constantly.

Lunch was served by the staff at noon, and we ate around the “big” table. Visiting happened here. At one p.m., we had another hour of private writing time and/ or mentor moments. The final hour each day was a sharing of our work; a read-around. Those who asked for comments after their readings got them.

Dinner (or supper) was on our own. Several went to the various eateries in the town, but I “ate in,” having brought food from home. Most days, I could manage a nap before supper. Then I would catch up on the computer news, emails, Facebook, etc. After that, I hit the books, uh, assignments.

The first day dealt with “conflict, crisis, resolution.” Luckily, I was at just such a place in the memoir I’m working on where I remembered an event that showed this assignment perfectly.

Next, “dialogue” in all its various possibilities. Not only words, but body language, tone, silences, even arrangement of words. I began such a scene to appear near the end of said memoir.

“Setting” was the next subject. It can be more than physical. It can be our emotional terrain. An idea came: Write about the house (Couchwood) from the viewpoint of the three generations who have lived here thus far.

Thursday’s subject was “Creative Non-Fiction” with examples of titles and authors.

 Friday, the mentor talked about “Poetry” and poets. “Writing poetry hones your fiction writing,” Dr. Albin said. I can attest to that.

Another week of inspiration, nudges to keep on the task you’ve begun, and good memories. I’m already signed up for the fall retreat and made reservations at the Inn.

Now, to put all these learnings and inspirations into play from day to day.

c 2017 by PL dba lovepat press

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Old Folks Singing at Ebenezer


Folks parked on nearly every grassy spot on three sides of the church.

Good times just kept on rolling by during last month--May. Earlier, the mission trip to south Louisiana, and then Mother’s Day. A week later was my first attendance and participation in Old Folks Singing in Tull, a small town just over the Grant County line (from Saline County) on Highway 190.
                 Hosted by Ebenezer United Methodist Church, this year’s event,was the 132nd such meeting. The small sanctuary was full of folks of all ages—from two to . . . 92(?)
Karen Westbrook, Mark Gillis (standing)
Joan Burton and Jeanette Coppock
             Surnames of officers and planning committees included DuVall, Tull, Westbrook, Burrow, Burton, Parson, Gillis, Jones, Reed, Kiernan, Shults, Smith, Harrison, McDade, Davis, and Greer. Four states were represented.
The weather couldn’t have been better. The church sits on a hill and is surrounded by acres of grassy spaces and trees. A cemetery adjoins the grounds and many families decorated their loved one’s graves with fresh flowers for the occasion.
I parked in my usual place near the front of the building. The minister and his son, the mayor and his wife, and someone in a vehicle out by the cemetery were already there. I carted my TV tray, lawn chair, and tote with drinks, dinnerware, and a large container of frozen pears out to the back area where tables that stretched from here to there were set up.
Leaning the tray and chair against a tree, I took my “potluck” dish to the near end of the long table. From that time until lunch, the fruit would thaw nicely.
By 9:45 a.m. the grassy areas were covered with vehicles. Folks were staking out eating places with card tables and folding chairs and adding their food to the growing board.
At 10 o’clock, the meeting began, greetings and invocation were given, then the singing began. Hardback copies of the 1800s-era “Christian Harmony,” that of shaped notes, open score, myriad repeat signs, dark bar lines and tiny words. Oh, I could hardly keep up on the songs I didn’t know. I eschewed playing any of them even though some kind soul had transcribed an accompaniment booklet.
Different folks—some with family members beside them—selected and “led” the hymns. A  “special” or two, usually grandchildren, paused the group singing. At 11:45, the group broke for “dinner on the grounds,” after a blessing by the acting chaplain, newly-retired Dr. Russell Burton.
By the time I’d visited a spell, gotten my tote from the car, and walked to the back area, groups were heading toward their picnic places. My stuff was in the area where Bob and Bruce Carlisle and their wives had gathered. I asked to join them and they welcomed me. Bruce went through my music classes in Bauxite during the mid-60s."
Toward 1: 15, folks began folding up and preparing to re-enter the church for the afternoon session of a memorial service, then singing from the Cokesbury Worship Hymnal. Now, those I COULD play; they were ones I’d practiced playing in my early piano-lesson days.
Evelyn (Gillis) Kiernan, Shirley (Duvall) Burleson, and moi (pianist at Ebenezer). Janie Wilmoth, a long-time pianist, was ill, and was sorely missed.
We three pianists took turns accompanying, and leaders of each song were summoned from the congregation, some saying they were not aware of this “honor” beforehand. But each—some with memories of forebears’ favorite songs—acted with love and dignity and—at times, laughter.
"Peace, Be Still" sung by (from left) Brian Tull, Rick Burrow and Wilson Duvall
Altogether, around fifty hymns were sung, only the first and last verses of most, according to the emcee. And we all raised voices lustily on each one. After the benediction, we visited again, then departed for our homes.
Now, to wait for the 133rd Old Folks Singing, always the third Sunday in May. Same place. Come!