Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Looks like I’ve been reading the wrong books

                All the angst a writer and reader doesn’t need this first month of the new year: Comes Huffington Post with a list of books written in the last five years that “you should add to the pile on your bedside table.” Though I read, albeit belatedly, the New York Times Book Reviews, thanks to my son Gordon, I’d heard about only one—Donna Tartt’s The Goldfinch. Two folks I know have read it.
                No, my reading (I was a music major, remember) is not quite up to all modern—except for my own three books and those of my friends. I’m way behind on reading the classics.
                A year ago, during January, I read four of Virginia Wolff’s: Mrs. Dalloway, To the Lighthouse, Orlando, and Jacob’s Room. In February, two more of hers: The Waves and Three Guineas. In April, I gave all those books to the Writers Colony at Dairy Hollow.
                In April, I read Ann Patchett’s Run, plus, Talya Boerner’s Gracie Lee book.
                May brought three Kindle book pleasures: Sharon Laborde’s A Year in the Heartland, Dan Krotz’s Semi Faithful: More Coffee with John Heartbreak, and Jane Hirshfield on Basho. Edna St. Vincent Millay’s Renascence and Other Poems I read in one sitting. On the last day of the month, I began a book that grandson Billy had touted for years. I’d found a battered paperback somewhere of Watership Down and bought it. As my son says of some of the books he’s read, “This goes on my 10 Best Books Ever list.” This one goes on my list.
                In June, I read Margo Kaufman’s This Damn House, a gift from a sister. NOTE TO MYSELF: Read the other books she gave you.
                July brought a biggie birthday followed by a week-long sisters’ trip to mid-Tennessee. On the way home, I began––and finished––Carol Shield’s book of short stories, Dressing Up for the Carnival.
August’s reading included Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451, May Sarton’s Coming into Eighty, b-f-f Dot Hatfield’s Did Anyone Read My Story?, Madelyn Young’s Views from an Empty Nest, Virginia Ironside’s No! I Don’t Want to Join a Book Club, Charlene Baumbich’s Dearest Dorothy, If Not Now, When? and Donald Hall’s Essays After Eighty.
Gustave Flaubert’s Madame Bovary, Priya Parmar’s Vanessa and Her Sister (who was Virginia Woolf), Chelsea Handler’s Hello Vodka, It’s Me, Chelsea (ugh), and Jaquelyn Mitchard’s Christmas, Present were September’s readings.
A dual biography, Hemingway Vs. Fitzgerald by Scott Donaldson, and a memoir, Tarzan Wore Chaps by Woody Barlow, constituted October’s literary accomplishments.
Of the two pre-Christmas gifts of books, Georgianne Ensign’s Great Endings has been read, but B. L. Mulkey’s Hope Springs Eternal is only begun. I had to finish re-reading George Orwell’s 1984 first. Now that’s done, so I’ll pick up Barbara’s book.
Forget what others say you should read! Read what you want to. Or need to. I’m thinking of going back to all of Jane Austen’s titles. Then perhaps Joan Hess’ Maggody and Claire Malloy mystery series.
Happy reading this new year!




                 




Monday, January 16, 2017

Snow stories



Last week’s snowfalls, so massive or unusual that roads, schools and even governments were shut down, recalled several years ago when two others wrote their remembrances. Here is one from Pat who now lives in Durham. 
             “We have pictures of the snow of 1979 in Illinois. It was quite an experience.  I was teaching when the message came over the intercom that school would be closed, the buses were ready to run. 
           “Everyone left except a few teachers who felt like it was a holiday.  They took their lunches to the lounge, made fresh coffee, and enjoyed a leisurely lunch.  By the time they decided to leave, it was too late.  They were stuck there until the next morning.
            “Cook County had adequate snow removal for most occasions, but this was just too much--and it caused quite a scandal.  I was lucky. I got home in about two hours. I was driving a VW Beetle, which I loved, and while I could hardly see the road, I made it. 
            “Fred was driving a Ford sedan and got to Steger (about 7 miles from his school), but got stuck before he got home and had to walk to the house--he was as strong as a mule. I don't think very many men could have done that.
           “The next morning the wind had driven the snow almost to the top of door.  We lived across a city park, and there wasn't any shield to slow the snow.  I have pictures of that - makes us so happy that we're in the south!” (They lived in Bismarck AR when she told me this story.)

                Dot from Beebe had this memory: “In 1967 (I'd have to research to be sure but Steve was about 3rd grade) we lived in Moore, a suburb of Oklahoma City. One day in March the weathermen predicted ‘overnight snow flurries’.
           “No Doppler radar back then. About 1:30 in the afternoon it began to snow so hard the schools decided to send the children home. Mine all got home safely, we lived only a block from Steve's school and the girls rode the bus. I think I may have left work early but my trip home, one-mile-straight-shot, was uneventful. 
           “However, people got stuck downtown, on the freeway, wherever they were. The school buses got all the kids home safely, some of them hours before their parents made it.  I had a friend who taught 2nd grade. Her fourth grader in another school went home on the bus, down their unpaved country road.
          “By the time she got all her little ones at school taken care of, she could not get home, nor her husband, who worked at the air force base on the other side of the city.  So her little boy spent the night alone in the house. She told it in a calm matter-of-fact way, but I wonder how she was when it was happening.
           “I would have been a crazy person, probably dying in a snow bank somewhere trying to get home.
            It was a big event for us and spawned many jokes about 'snow flurries'.  I wondered if it made your almanac.” No, it didn’t, but perhaps it will in future editions.  
Thanks to Dot and Pat for these shivery stories.




Thursday, January 12, 2017

Thoughts and sayings about January


                                                          Ice in front flowerbed last year


Now that the Christmas things are put away and the snow has come and gone, I’m ready for warmer weather—at least 50 degrees warmer, please, Mother Nature. Then I can get the front door painted, the back screen door re-screened, the frozen mums cut and composted and other cosmetic stuff around here, both inside and out.

Alas, I know it’s not to be, except for an occasional warm-up, and that the coldest part of winter is still ahead. In Edward F. Dolan’s The Old Farmer’s Almanac: Book of Weather Lore (purchased at the Higdon Ferry flea market some time back) I found these older sayings about months and their weather: predictions, both optimistic and pessimistic.

“January warm,
The Lord have mercy.”

“January wet,
No wine you get.” (grapes won’t produce?)

“If you see grass in January,
Lock your grain in your granary.”

If the following proverb/belief ever works out as true, credit goes to coincidence, Dolan says: “The date of the month on which the first snow falls gives the number of storms that the winter will bring.” Oh-my-goodness! If that be so, we’re looking at six more winter storms! Let’s hope . . . . [insert your own hope in this space.]

Contradictions in much weather lore makes for a fun read, but four other factors played a part in these adages about January weather: local weather, times of the month, religious hopes for what the weather on a feast day portended, and local interpretations of what was intended by certain wordings.

“March in Janiveer (January), 
Janiveer in March, I fear.”

“Remember on St. Vincent’s Day, (January 22)
If the sun his beams display, 
Be sure to mark the transient beam, 
Which through the casement sheds a gleam; 
For ‘tis a token bright and clear
Of prosperous weather all the year.”

“If St. Paul (St. Paul’s Day January 25) be fair and clear, 
It promises then a happy year; 
But if it chance to snow or rain,
There will be dear all sorts of grain; 
Or if the winds do blow aloft, 
Great stirs will vex the world full oft; 
And if dark clouds do muff the sky, 
The fowl and cattle oft will die.” 

According to the Trivia feature in one year’s Arkansas Living, celebrating the arrival of a new year dates back 4,000 years to ancient Babylon.

The first New Year’s Eve celebration in Times Square took place in 1904 and included fireworks. In 1907, because of a ban on fireworks, a 700-pound iron and wood ball that was illuminated with 199 25-watt lightbulbs was lowered in the square at midnight, marking the beginning of a celebration that continues today, albeit with a different ball.

Other years’ trivia appropriate for the new year are, “There are two seasonal diversions that can ease the bite of any winter. One is the January thaw. The other is the seed catalogs.” –Hal Borland, and “What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.”—Vern McLellan. Another one makes me smile in sympathy: “I need my sleep. I need ‘bout eight hours a day, and about 10 at night.” –Comedian Bill Hicks. I’ll add, ‘especially during the winter.’

Finally, a quote from Abraham Lincoln: “My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of Earth.”

Friday, January 6, 2017

Goodbye to 2016 and hello to 2017

Table laid for the new year: blue & silver. journal, newspaper and Orwell's 1984

  An early poem of mine is appropriate this week: Titled “Farewell,” it is a double-form piece, an Acrostic and a Farewell pattern. 


Galloping swiftly, as on fire;
Over minutes, hours and days, 
Obeying nature’s agenda,
Dashing through time down the
Backstretch of December, 
You daze us with speed – an
Entire year gone.
            Winter has definitely arrived, and for a few days, at least in central Arkansas--both in late December and early January, it was bitterly cold. At least for us in mid-country. I wore two layers of clothes (and socks) as well as a jacket. And that was inside! But during the Christmas weekend, it was more like spring or early summer.
            The week before Christmas, I put on my baking persona if not an apron. Mincemeat and pumpkin pies, and a recipe for Holly’s Cranberry Chocolate Cookie Bars I’d clipped earlier from an issue of The (Amity) Standard. Here it is, with my observations in parentheses.
COOKIE CRUST: 2 & ¼ c flour (before measuring, I aerated it with a big spoon rather than sifting it), ½ tsp cream of tartar, ½ tsp baking soda [regarding the use of cream of tartar, online sources said cream of tartar along with the soda provided the acid needed for leavening. One could substitute the same amount of baking powder as the two others combined.], 1/2 cup powdered sugar, ½ cup (white) sugar, 10 whole graham crackers (I used 9—an entire sleeve of cinnamon grahams), ½ tsp vanilla, ½ cup vegetable oil, 1 stick butter (I used margarine), 1 large egg.
             DIRECTIONS FOR CRUST: (It doesn’t say so, but I put the crackers in a gallon zip-lock bag, searched until I found a rolling pin, then crushed them.) Mix all dry ingredients well, add wet ingredients and mix very well. Press into greased (I used olive oil spray) 13 x 9- inch pan.
           TOPPINGS: 1 can cranberry sauce (I would suggest 2 cans of berried sauce, but I wouldn’t bother with “running them through a food processor until smooth.”), 1 cup chocolate chips, 1 Tbsp. shortening. Pour sauce over cookie crust and level out over all. Bake in a 350-degree oven for about 20 minutes (it took longer for my oven) until crust is done and cranberry sauce is a little bubbly. (Mine never bubbled.)
            While it’s baking, add chocolate chips, and shortening to(gether in a small bowl and microwave in short bursts until melted.) a heavy pot and melt over low-medium heat stirring constantly so as not to burn. Pour chocolate over cranberry sauce and cookie crust, cover and let set 4 hours or overnight. (I refrigerated mine, then later, cut into small bars; very good, but better with more cranberry sauce.)
            Since it’s too late for a New Year’s gathering, perhaps a Valentine’s party would be a good time to bake a batch of these.
 The two Couch-Paulus-Laster Christmases at Couchwood were fabulous, as usual.
Ready or not, it’s now 2017. May it bring you and yours more than just worry and wonder about our country and its direction.   

Daughter Annamarie's recycled pumpkins


Monday, December 26, 2016

Looking Ahead: CHRISTMAS BOOKS for 2017

Iced Holly at Christmas: a new (possible) book if someone would write it.
              In the far-off days before the ease and cheapness of buying books on Amazon—which I now do after I received a gift card for the same amount as my age at the last birthday––I bought, or was presented with, several Christmas-themed books. The seven smallish volumes adorned the coffee table last year and included one I’d found at Dollar General, Agatha Christie’s Star Over Bethlehem. A trade paperback of “Poems and Holiday Stories,” it’s not at all the expected mystery genre. The first poem and the first short stories are all the holiday fare I could discern. Available at Amazon from $4.29 and (way) more.
Politically Correct Holiday Stories—For an Enlightened Yuletide Season by James Finn Garner, 1995, is a ninety-nine-page hardback volume of humor. Retold stories are “’Twas the Night Before Solstice,” “Frosty the Persun (sic) of Snow,” “The Nutcracker,” “Rudolph the Nasally Empowered Reindeer,” and “A Christmas Carol.” Amazon’s prices vary from used (.01) to Kindle ($2.99) to audio/cassette (.49).
A gift from friend Linda in 2007 is an unpaginated hardback with dustcover, Christmas Wishes: inspiring sentiments for the festive season, edited by Tom Burns, 2004. Black and white photos of polar bears and other animals in the snow accompany each sentiment. Examples from the first, the middle and the last follow. “The perfect Christmas is a frozen land full of warmth.” “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to wake up on Christmas morning and not be a child.” “May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!”
The Christmas Box by Richard Paul Evans, 1993, has become to some a classic. Unlike most generic Christmas stories, Evans manages to bypass triviality, imbedding these pages with humble truth and emotion. One-hundred-twenty-five-pages, hardback, dustcover—I have no idea where or when or how I came by this book. Amazon shows over 350 reviews. And since I Googled Amazon, an ad for the book appeared on Facebook--$10-something as the price.
“Creative Questions to Illuminate the Holidays” is the subtitle of Bret Nicholaus and Paul Lowrie’s book, The Christmas Conversation Piece. Hardback, red-spined, the small book contains 302 questions to use for prompts—either written or spoken. The first one is: “In your opinion, what would the ultimate winter wonderland look like?” The 100th one is: “If you were going to create and market a holiday cologne or perfume, what would you choose for the fragrance?” The 200th question is: “You have two options for where you can spend Christmas: a ski resort in the mountains or a tropical resort on a Caribbean island. Which would you choose?”
The 300th one is: “If snow could somehow fall and accumulate in a warm climate, would you enjoy it more?” As with the other books, I have no annotation about where this little book came from. On Amazon, it can be bought for $.01 plus s&h up to $8.99 on Kindle.
John Grisham’s 2001 novel, Skipping Christmas, offers “a hilarious look at the chaos and frenzy that have become part of our holiday tradition,” according to the book jacket. Amazon’s prices range from $1.65 to $14.00. It later appeared on my FB page advertised at $5.68.
Last but not least, is the Hallmark Book’s, The Joy of A PEANUTS CHRISTMAS: 50 years of Holiday Comics.  Hooray, there’s an inscription: “To Billy, March 22, 2003, from Susie Leird, (friend from Benton’s First Christian Church), whose birthday was the same as Billy’s. If you don’t have this book, it’s available at Amazon for one cent!!! Hie thee to Amazon pronto! It’s not too late to begin stocking up now for Christmas, 2017.
Happy New Year. We hope.



Monday, December 19, 2016

A December hodge-podge

Finally, lights on the mantel - 2016

                  How can anyone concentrate on only one thing at a time during December? I know how: when an assignment was due by December 11—a Sunday, no less. But I persevered, and the piece was sent through the ether to Arizona for publication nearer Christmas.
                 How about I mimic the big boys-and-girls and “clean out” the notes in my journal? May I, please?
                On December 4, our Aunt Mary Dirth Scott would have turned 100. Alas, she died a month before that auspicious date. That leaves one daughter-in-law and two sons-in-law living out of Mom’s seven siblings/ spouses. On Dad’s side, no sibling or spouse survives—only their children.
                A month to the day before Christmas, our cousin Jerry, 68, a graduate of the Arkansas School for the Blind, died. He is the eighth male cousin to die on both sides of our families.
                But there are celebrations for the living. Among them, (thank-you-Lord) is my second son, Eric, who turned 54 earlier this month. And a brother-in-law whose birthday was 11th, and a brother (next oldest to me) whose age will turn over one more number on December 19. And then there’s Jesus’s birthday celebrated on the 25th.
                December is another prime month for baking goodies. Here is an easy-sounding recipe purloined from Siouxpage’s blog:
              “BROWNIES: *4 giant milk chocolate candy bars (5.29 oz. per); * one family-size brownie mix that fills a 9 x 13 pan. Line pan with parchment paper. Spray w oil. Line bottom of pan with bars being sure every inch of the pan bottom is filled. Make brownie mix as directed, pour over candy. Bake as per the mix. Cut into small squares.”
                Elise R., who owns the Crescent and Basin Park Hotels, also owns War Eagle Mill, but is selling the latter. I met Elise at Dairy Hollow (below the hill from the front of the Crescent) in October.
                WORLD: Every year, 9 million Chinese students compete for 7 million university seats. In 2015, the number of Chinese high school students—more than a quarter who are ‘parachute’ kids (coming alone) --rose from 1200 to 52,000. –from F. Shyong, L.A.Times.
                Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Here is another teacher (besides me) who took her entire class to the principal’s office. This one was in Helena-West Helena, according to E. Besson, AD-G. Mine was a 7th grade group of boys whom I trotted from the music room behind the stage at Bauxite all the way through the auditorium, and to Mr. ‘Tick’ Bass’s office. The boys behaved better after that.                                                                                                        
                BEST NEWS I’VE READ ALL DAY: “The president cannot literally press a button on his desk and start WWIII. There is no ‘nuclear button.’ – A. Wellerstein, historian of nuclear weapons at the Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, NJ, appearing in Sunday’s AD-G.
                Thank goodness! Now that the Electoral College has spoken . . . we’ll have to take it one day at a time.
                 
 Daughter Annamarie's pumpkin snowman, 2016

Thursday, December 8, 2016

In thrall of/ to Nature

             After an earlier chide from the gas company about my using waaaay more gas for heating than my “efficient” neighbors, I received another letter giving me a “GREAT” and two smiley faces. I had used 80% less gas this month, only two CCF. “Efficient” neighbors averaged ten CCF and “All neighbors” used 19. My rank—out of 100 neighbors—was #6. ( How were they to know I was gone for two weeks during that period? Ha! Joke’s on them). Their suggestions for energy saving: check air filters each month, seal air leaks, be smart about dish washing—only full loads, use air-dry setting, avoid special cycles like ‘rinse only.’
Happy 54th birthday on December 3 to my second son Eric, a soon-to-retire career highway department employee, who lives in Hot Springs with wife Lisa and daughter Lainee. His son James lives in England AR. Color me proud, proud, proud.
Here are some unusual (to me) facts about weather gathered in one place from my readings over the last few years. Perhaps you will find them interesting, too.
* In January, 2010, the United Kingdom was the coldest in thirty years. The lowest temperature was minus 8.1 degrees Fahrenheit. Norway was the coldest in two decades at minus 44 degrees, F.  [Understatement: “It’s cold. It’s just cold.” ––John Lewis, National Weather Service meteorologist, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, hereafter known as AD-G) article by K. Heard.]
* The “Acqua Alta” phenomenon denotes exceptionally high tides that often flood most of Venice in the winter.
* The 2010 earthquake in Haiti at 7.1 on the Richter scale was the worst in 200 years. [Joe Downey, New York fire battalion chief, describes the earthquake in Haiti as of “a magnitude at least 100 times worse than Katrina. Leonard Pitts, in an AD-G column January 16, 2010, said, “Sometimes, the earth is cruel.”]
* “I’m not going to miss the sight and sound of rain and thunder in February to sit inside a church building and wish I were outside.” – Pat Laster, on a Sunday morning after retirement as the church music director.
* Any time the earth moves under one’s feet, it’s scary.” – Scott Ausbrooks, on Guy’s [Arkansas] several earthquake swarm, October 2010. About 100 earthquakes have been recorded since that September in Faulkner Co (AR)—all near the community of Guy.]
            * Any earthquake less than 43 miles deep is considered shallow.” – Ibid [Unfathomable! That is the distance from Benton to Arkadelphia!]
* “We took on Mother Nature. She threw everything at us but the kitchen sink, from timber, to boats that were sunk, to tree branches,” said George Pavlou, acting regional administrator for the Environmental Protection Agency. “We prevailed in the end.” --AD-G, October 12 2009. [ I doubt that! Perhaps temporarily.]
            * In mid-January 2011, every state but Florida had snow on the ground––even Hawaii.
            * Two phenomena caused the extremes of weather during winter 2011: La Nina and a large high pressure system over Greenland.
            * On February 28, 2011, I actually felt the 4.7 magnitude earthquake, one of the Greenbrier-Guy swarm. First, my recliner shivered, then the strangest sound began, centered in the dining room. By the time I arose, the sound was dying, and I could see the gentle shaking of the dishes in the china cabinets.
            *April 2011 was the deadliest tornado outbreak since March 1932 that killed 332.
            *The Mississippi River crested at 59.2 feet in Arkansas City on April 21, 1927 and in Helena, 60.2 feet on February 21, 1937.
            * Sand boils . . . can cause cavities to form in levees, especially if the pressure on both sides is not the same. Sand boils with sediment seeping is NOT good. Clear seepage is okay.
            *One definition of tornado: “indifferent destruction of the wind.” – S. McCrummen
            I am in complete thrall to/of Nature. We are forecast to be hit with frigid temps from a polar vortex very, very soon. So glad that good neighbors/ friends lit the pilot lights here.