Will Rogers
1. In my
many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is
a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
2. If you
don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the
newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain
3.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But
then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
4.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like
a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
--Winston Churchill
5. A
government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
6. A liberal
is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he
proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy
7. Giving
money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car
keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
8.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if
it stops moving, subsidize it. --Ronald Reagan (1986)
9. I
don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --
Will Rogers
10. If
you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it
costs when it's free! -- P. J. O'Rourke
11. No
man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in
session. -- Mark
Twain (1866)
12. Talk
is cheap, except when Congress does it. – Anonymous
13. The
inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The
inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston
Churchill
14. The
only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain
15. There
is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress. –
Mark Twain
16. What
this country needs are more unemployed politicians. --Edward Langley, Artist
(1928-1995)
17. A
government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson
NOW, I’ll pull out a favorite
resource, “Peter’s Quotations: Ideas for our time” by Dr. Laurence J. Peter, in
the section called “Past/ Present/ Future.”
1.
Let us not go over the old ground, let us rather prepare for what is to
come. – Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
2.
Long-range planning does not deal with future decisions, but with the
future of present decisions. – Peter Drucker.
3.
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my
life there. –Charles F. Kettering.