Thursday, December 31, 2015

Reverse Resolutions: I’ve GOT to quit doing this!

 
 
One of my projects to complete in 2016
                One New Year’s resolution: STOP going off into the office after putting a pan of eggs to boil—on high heat—then forgetting about them till I hear pops and cracks. Boiled dry, they did, and when I doused the pan/ eggs with cold water, I thought they might explode. But they only sizzled, grumpily and impatiently. Well, it sounded so to me. This is the second time lately that I’ve done this. From now on, I’m staying close enough to hear the water boiling over and sizzling.
                I’ve got to STOP doing this: Thinking that a recipe calling for a pan lined with parchment paper or non-stick foil—which I didn’t have—that waxed paper surely would substitute. Wrong! Or else I used the wrong side of it. Gooey, gooey. My solution? Freeze the concoction and maybe the paper would peel off. YES! In the meantime, I saw—and purchased—some non-stick foil. Didn’t know such a thing existed. Do you reckon I need to get out in the world more?
                I will NEVER AGAIN try to stuff two books into a flat-rate postal envelope, even if the flap overlaps a little and there’s $5.75 worth of stamps affixed. Even if it is supposed to go Priority Mail. Somewhere—either Memphis, Little Rock or Benton—in the dead letter, or litter bin are copies of A Journey of Choice (softback) and Her Face in the Glass. They were intended for a writer friend in Rector. When she checked the post office where she’d forgotten she had a box, only the opened envelope with un-cancelled stamps greeted her. I hope someone rescues the books from the bin and reads them. OR gives them to a library. Or to a homeless person. Chalk that up in the “loss” column. And an expensive lesson.
                I must DESIST in toting the oversized recycling box to the appropriate bin—in the dark. One such task, with oak leaves littering the pathway that I thought I knew, resulted in a knee-fall into a flower-bed border lined with white rocks (See these three punctures? Right here.) Another time, at a different door, the box snagged on something, but this time, I dumped it instead of falling headlong into a concrete porchlet. Of course, I had to pick up the papers that fell, but that wasn’t such a hard task, thinking about what could have happened.
                I must CEASE procrastinating on getting things done—either writing, yard work, fixing up the inside of this older-than-I-am house, reading, writing . . . oh, I repeat myself. Each room has so many things to: find a place for, go through and (perhaps) toss to the recycling box or the Goodwill sack.
                Can I possibly END or at least lessen my penchant for buying more books until I read all the ones I’ve already purchased?
                In my own defense, and for my own peace of mind, let me HALT this list before I think of other items to add.
Happy New Year.
 

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Christmas questions to some of my friends

A green Christmas to you!
 
        
 
Using questions from “The Christmas Conversation Piece: Creative Questions to Illuminate the Holidays,” by Bret Nicholaus & Paul Lowrie, 1996, here are some questions and answers.
LYDIA CHEATHAM, You’re the author of a new Christmas novel that you hope will one day become a classic. What would you choose as the setting for your Christmas story?
Lydia’s answer: I would set my Christmas story in an antiquated farm house, far away from the frantic life of the city. The cold winter night threatens to snow. Windows rattle with the frosted winter wind.
NORVAL ZIEGLER and THURMAN COUCH, You are a photographer who is given the chance to go back in history to capture a Christmas photograph. Where would you go and what year would it be?
Norval’s answer: Arlene and I were married on Dec. 18, 1949.  On Christmas day, we were in New Orleans, so I would go back there to, hopefully, find a photo. [Arlene & Norval are my aunt & uncle.]
Thurman’s answer: A frontier log cabin on Xmas Eve…nighttime…the candles are all lighted, maybe a kerosene lantern on the handmade table.  Family gathered round the fireplace in pajamas singing/humming traditional carols.  All this seen and witnessed by the wild creatures of the night…peering in the window at this pioneer family.  So a frontier scene, ceremonial, and upholding the tradition of the holiday. 
 JAN HAMLETT and ZETHA BONE, let’s say you have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which color would you choose? Why?
Zetha’s answer: “I would choose white! Then add some colorful ornaments.”
Jan’s answer: If white is a color, as "plain vanilla" as it sounds, I would illuminate my 50-foot pine with white lights from its majestic top branch to its strong, sturdy base. 
Beyond the simple beauty of white lights, their presence reminds me of the wonder of a clear, starry night, the elegance of moonlit ice crystals, and the silent, peaceful purity of an evening snowfall. Most importantly, to me, nothing else would bear witness to Christ as "the light of the world" more eloquently than a tall pine tree, ever green, ever lovely, clothed in pure white radiance.
KAREN HONNOLD, you are a painter and have just been commissioned to do a large oil-on-canvas painting that depicts something about the holiday season. What scene would you choose to paint?
Karen’s answer: A few years ago I made Christmas cards.  I a painted simple Christmas tree with a few gifts under it.   On each gift I painted a peace symbol. I think I'd do something similar today.   Although the tree I painted was presumed to be an indoor tree I can now envision a tall pine in the woods, snow-flocked and with the same peace-symbol gifts under it.  My thought being that many different people found the tree and each brought their own hope of peace with them to place under the tree.
DOT HATFIELD, what is the longest period of time you’ve ever left your tree up after Christmas?
Dot’s answer: I think maybe January 10-15. And that's been during the last few years. I often leave it until Epiphany, but then if I get busy . . .  Much easier now that I have a smaller tree. I hope. But I've always made it before Feb 1
RHONDA ROBERTS, If you had a miniature Christmas village set up in your home, what shop, building, or other object would be the most prominently displayed in your little town?
Rhonda’s answer: I do have a little Christmas village, though I haven't displayed it for years because of the space required. If I remember correctly, it has two churches, and I would call them the focal point.
                Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
 


Monday, December 14, 2015

Another countdown to Christmas





            We have a few days left to do whatever it is we intend to do before the big day, or eve--clean and decorate the house, bake or mix the half-dozen recipes we’ve collected and have the ingredients for, put up the tree and the outside lights, decide on gifts, wrap them, send cards--with notes in most. There’s still enough holiday joy left to make plans for out-of-town-or-state kinfolk coming for a visit––or maybe for a week.

My Florida son and family came for a week at Thanksgiving because they can’t come for Christmas. Granddaughter Breezy graduated with a Master’s degree in accounting in Tampa on December 12, followed by a week’s cruise with friends.
                Besides weekly bell rehearsals, my first major event of the season was hosting BFF Dot-from-Beebe for a Saturday together before our schedules got too hectic. She still has a five-day-a-week job as secretary at the Wilbur Mills Educational Co-op. Her children come after Christmas due to their church and church-music duties.
We decided to meet the first Saturday of December, and since I’d driven to Beebe earlier in the year, she agreed to drive to Benton for “the day.” We visited for two hours before lunch and two hours afterwards. Subjects? Writings, readings, families, church, writing—she’s working on her fifth book and fourth novel. I’m working on a collection of “short stories and long poems” since my second novel has been published.
                I actually prepared a heavy noon meal, compared to my usual sandwiches and potato salad.  Baked chicken breasts, au gratin potatoes—a new endeavor––steamed broccoli, cornbread muffins and biscuits comprised the meal. Stewed pears topped with a spoonful of frozen yogurt ended it.
                Activities on my calendar this month are fewer than in other years. And I’m glad. This week, I'll meet two men friends who were students of mine 50 years ago at I-Hop for breakfast. Wednesday, I’ll take deviled eggs to the Salem UMC bell choir's brunch. The Fourth-Friday Lunch Bunch will meet on the third Friday, and the fourth-Saturday poetry group will meet on the third Saturday.
                In the meantime, I’ll finish decorating the “tree” which is only the top-most section of a large, pre-lit, artificial one. It sits on a cloth-covered table in front of a window. Easy peasy.              
                 Ringing hand bells in one church’s early-service presentation of Lessons and Carols, rushing back home to play in another church’s late service infused and inspired me with as true a meaning of the season as is possible, given the recent shootings in Colorado and California.
                May the God of love and peace be present within us every one this season.
Amen and amen.